Humanimal Inc. is committed to serving the Texas community with only the best music, sanitary napkin accessories, and undergarment waste band industrial elastic.

We here at Humanimal stand by our products and the manner in which we produce them. Our “rock and roll” brand of music is made using only the freshest herbs and spices and our lyrics are written by only the youngest talented workers from Indonesia.

Humanimal is
Dave “The Human Mexican Jumping Bean” Jimenez,
Dan "Flip Feelgood" Aranda, J.J. "Mellow Yellow" Weiss,
Jason "The Hammered Hebrew" Hernandez, and Brian “Sunshine” Osborne.

Honorary members are:
Dr. Paul “Bradley Meyerson” Langlais, Jarrette “Grand Duke of Hazzard Supreme” Schule - Propoganda Star, Ben “the Gangster Schenkster” Schenk - backup songwriter, forum officer Amy "Miss Humanimal 2003-2005" Jackson - Band Secretary

Formed by a team of scientists in the mid-90’s, Humanimal was first intended to be a chemical nerve gas that used the combination of lethal poisons and rock music to rend small villages of innocent people helpless. Later, Humanimal leaked through some top secret government pipes and the rest is history!

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HEY YOU!
THE HUMANIMAL MOVIES
ARE OVER HERE

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